The adult who visits this park:

I saw this sign at a Wake County park in Morrisville yesterday. I know alcohol isn’t typically allowed at public parks. And it makes sense that they wouldn’t want to pick up a bunch of golf balls off the soccer fields or worry about a wayward shot hitting someone for insurance reasons. But no pets?
Funny, I don’t really see a problem with golf or alcohol. A bunch of barely leashed attack dogs? That I do have a concern about. So really there are reasonable explanations for all of them I guess. I agree though, all three together certainly means not much fun.
Yeah, Morrisville is a drag like that all the time.
you have to know your history -
10 years ago, pack of yellow labs got drunk and tore up the park trying to play mini golf.
The three of you guys just made my afternoon. I just lol literally! Thanks for the smile. I need it today.