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The Town of Cary is planning to revise the strict sign ordinances that require everything in the town be beige and white. It’s the first time in 10 years that the town has looked at major changes to the sign ordinances, reports the News & Observer.

I have mixed feelings about Cary’s sign ordinances. The Punky Brewster side of me says the town needs to stop being so lame and relax the laws, let some color shine through. But the former Hilton Head Island resident in me says there’s something nice about tight controls that prevent tacky signs from proliferating.

I’m eager to hear more about the process though. The N&O reports that a 15-member task force is being created for the review. Then a consultant will review the task force’s findings and the town council will make whatever changes suit its interests (I mean constituents) and suddenly pink will be the new beige. Seriously though, who will these 15 people be? What will their backgrounds be? Will they be required to know anything about design, architecture, marketing, ordinances, etc.?

No matter what, I’m guessing the town will find a way to get rid of giant “Screwed by The Town of Cary” sign that David Bowden had painted on the side of his house to express dissatisfaction over the way the town handled a road construction issue that supposedly messed up the drainage around his house.

If there’s any doubt over whether Cary’s sign ordinances are too restrictive, take a look at this awesome list of memorable violations the N&O compiled. Here’s my favorite:

“October 1996. Nonconforming exterior. Location: Gypsy’s Shiny Diner. Why: Too shiny. Owner Gypsy Gilliam locked horns over having her old-fashioned diner clothed in chrome. Some compromises included taller landscaping and building up the brick base. There was a later skirmish about holiday lights adorning the bushes. On her grand opening in 1997, about 600 people lined up at 4:30 a.m. to be the first diners.”

Residents will have a chance to share their input about the sign ordinance during the next two months. In the meantime, tell me what you think about it. Is Cary too beige? Or does that make sense for the “Containment Area for Relocated Yankees?” BTW, I have a crush on Cary, so try to be a little nice.